DERPETEEF TOO.

Well yeah, I saw this quiz and figured it'd be fun. HERE GOES:

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4
"Parfait, mes bons amis. Vous allez donner vos noms au légionnaire qui va vous inscrire..."
Lul, Astérix et Obélix comic. I just went to page 18 and wrote what was in panel 4.

2. Stretch your arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Liquor Cabinet. Oh, the golden age of casual liquor storage.

3.What was the last thing you watched on tv?
I watched the Michael Jackson memorial yesterday while babysitting my neighbour's sick daughter. She was napping, so I flicked it on.

4. Without looking, gues what time it is?
11:35

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:04
Awch. I used to be better at this...

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A chainsaw. WTF.

7. When did you last go outside. What were you doing?
I was going to drop my dog off at the groomers. I walked all the way there with a bag of dog crap in my hand. I got the WEIRDEST looks from people.

8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?
A WALL

9. What are you wearing.
Dark blue skinny jeans and a grey striped tank top. Now looking down to see my shirt, I realize why I got weird looks. Apparently while I was brushing my teeth, about to go out, a drip of blue toothpaste dripped onto my chest and I DIDN'T NOTICE.

10. Did you dream last night?
Can't remember...

11. When did you last laugh?
a couple seconds ago. Can't remember why, though.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
YELLOW.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
My life is filled with weird. You get used to it.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's a good time waster, at least.

15. What is the last film you saw?
A Charlie Chaplin film. OH YEAH. I'M SO COOL.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
YOUTUBE.

17. Tell me something that I didn't know about you?
I have a very strange obsession with learning about serial killers, mideval torture, how the death penalty is carried out, etc... (You get the idea).

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
NO HOMEWORK.

19. Do you like to dance?
*no comment*

20. George Bush :
WHO'S DAT MONKEY? IT'S CURIOUS GEORGE!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Baww, I dunna anymore.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Zane, or Zidane, or Till. I don't know.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
HELLS YES.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I THINK BRYN IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. EH PLAYS VIDEO GAMES AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

25.Tag four people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
I refuse to participate in that cruel activity.

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ANYWAYS. I go to Newfoundland in T-minus a week today. I'm real excited for it. HUZZAH.